Anagrams(1)


Amazing Anagrams...

Anagrams are words or phrases made by transposing or rearranging letter of other words or phrases. This is a list of some pretty dam good ones, obviously there are people out there with way too much time on their hands.

President Barack Hussein Obama. . . . . . . . He's boss in a bankrupted America

Dormitory . . . . . . . . Dirty Room (also "Roomy Dirt")

Desperation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Here Come Dots

Slot Machines . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is No Amity

Mother-in-law . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms . . . . . . . . . . . . . Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Genuine Class

Semolina . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries . . . Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point . . . . . . . . . . . .I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes . . . . . . . . . . . . .That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two . . . . . . . . . . . . . Twelve plus one

Contradiction . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Accord not in it

Princess Diana . . . . . .Ascend in Paris (freaky, huh?)

Shakespeare: Seek a phrase.
             He's a speaker.

Fidel Castro: Rat if closed.
              It's old farce.
              Craft do lies.
              Or facts lied.
              Docile rafts.
              Cold era fits.
              Old fire acts.
              Sir Cold Fate.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Crazed slang wrong here.
                       Angel crazes wrong herd.

Afghanistan:  Hang if Satan.
              Hang if Santa.
              (Has a big fan.)
              Hasn't a fag in--
              Fat anhingas.
              Aha! Sting fan.

Intifada: A fit, a din.

Jerusalem: Jeu realms.

The Swiss: Sew shits.
           Wet hisss.

Saddam Hussein: US damned his as.
                Is sad nude sham.
                Issues mad hand.
                Ass-head in muds.
                Hid as used mans.
                Did anus shames.
                Died anus-smash.
                Sadism sunhead.
                Mad and his uses.
                Ends a humid ass.

Yasser Arafat: Fear as a satyr.

Ariel Sharon: Has real iron.
              Hail! rare son.

George Bush: Beer go gush.
             Go hugs beer.
             Bugs go here.
             Hoes-bugger.
             Hose bugger.
             Bush, ergo e.g.
             He bugs Gore.

Europe: Our pee.

Europeans: Our pansee.
           (No USA peer.)
           USA opener.
           No! as puree.

Hamas: A sham.

Talibans: Anal bits.

Hebrews: Where bs?

Palestinians: Plain nasties.
              Slap it insane.
              In satan's pile.
              Is anal "in" pest.
              Site in a plans.
              Last ape in sin.
              Anal spin site.
              Snail panties.

America: I am care.
         Air Acme.
         I ace a Mr.
         Care MIA.
         I am a rec.

Saudi Arabia: I is a bad aura.

Africa: Far CIA.

Man and Woman: Own a damn man.

The Arabs: Ah! be rats.
           Sab hater.
           "Rats: a Heb."
           (Hates Abr.)

Tony Blair: Only a Brit.
            Lay-on Brit.
            Tiny Labor.
            Brainy lot.
            Try Albion.
            By liar? Not.
            No: by trial.

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Gert-Jan Theunisse: "Tsja tering. Sneu he?"

Planet Internet:  Pertinent laten!

World Online:  Drol en onwil

Internetaanbieders: Bind treiters aaneen

Usenet:  Te sneu

Nieuwsgroepen:

Uw gein poseren

Wiens geroep nu?

Uw pen's orgiën

Soigneer uw pen

Newsgroups: Gons-spuwer

nl.taal:  Lal 't na

Nieuwsgroep nl.taal: Wie snapt 'r nou gelal?

Willem Alexander:  Malle laxeerwind

Koningin Beatriks:  Ik, orangistenbink

Diana Spencer: Na 'n spied-race

Moeder Teresa:  

Resteer, o dame!

Armoede eerst    

Johannes Paulus:

O help! Janus Anus!

O Hansje, nul-paus...

Frits Bolkestein / Bolkestein:

    Eiste 'n blok

Kif niet, Els Borst!

Of bestiert links?

Minister Pronk:

Primo: 'n stinker

't Is 'm! riep R.K. non

Romp, ren kist in!

Neelie Smit-Kroes:

Kilometers eisen

Lees: Minister Koe

Minister Ritzen: Z'n rits imiteren

Premier Kok: Roempikker

Minister Zalm:  Mal zinsritme

Minister Dijkstal: Stik in miljardste

Paul Rosenmuller:  Supernormale lul

De Hoop Scheffer:  Hé, perschef doof?

Paul Witteman:  Matte puinwal

Henk van der Meijden: Je verminkende hand

The OJ Simpson trial = Jail this moron pest!

Pentium Processor = Computerises porn

Madonna Louise Ciccone = Occasional nude income William Shakespeare = I am a weakish speller

The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty

Clint Eastwood = Old West action

Camilla Parker Bowles = I'm Palace balls-worker

"Dormitory" - Dirty Room

"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It

"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots

"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em

"Animosity" - Is No Amity

"Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler

"Snooze Alarms" - Alas! No More Z's

"Alec Guinness" - Genuine Class

"Semolina" - Is No Meal

"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place

"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake

"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one

"Contradiction" - Accord not in it

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Anagram: "A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon!  On to Mars!"

"President Clinton of the USA" Anagram: "To copulate he finds interns."